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I googled rebecca black to find out where she is now and things got weird pretty quick and now I'm inflicting it on you guys: https://timedotcom.files.wordpress.com/ ... quality=85

I feel your pain. I am now only ankle deep in it having done 3 trips to the dump with all the housemoving boxes and new electronics' boxes.

i'm still balls deep in cardboard boxes at the mo. you gois have fern.

oooo sounds new! hippyscum **Sat 22 Jul 2017 18:23**

oooo sounds new!

We should play some vidyo games this weekend, I heard about this game with teams and fortresses we should try

Did you hear about the guy who fell into the great big power loom at the scottish manskirt factory? - He was kilt.

Freeeee http://store.steampowered.com/app/32358 ... a_Edition/

also yes, I am responsible for it Portponky **Tue 11 Jul 2017 10:36**

also yes, I am responsible for it

it's a load of incomprehensible shite Portponky **Tue 11 Jul 2017 10:35**

it's a load of incomprehensible shite

is that yer new game? Looks... tough. hippyscum **Sat 08 Jul 2017 17:51**

is that yer new game? Looks... tough.

more bollocks http://store.steampowered.com/app/585920/Puzzle_One

I heard Lidl has some good wiener schnitzel Amorbis **Wed 05 Jul 2017 23:14**

I heard Lidl has some good wiener schnitzel

ok folks, I should be moving into my house (and shopping regularly at my local LIDL) by the end of the week. Hopefully, normal service will resume and I won't be such an asocial dickhole.

Are you telling me you no longer need.... lods emone?

also, if there's still someone's nan or dog who hasn't got killing floor yet, hubble buddle is giving it away atm: https://www.humblebundle.com/store/kill ... egame_2017

its that time again https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUo1PgKksgw

Ooo, you should totally convert that hole into a little terrarium and keep a tiny mouse or lizard or smurf in there.

think of all the things you could do with that credit card! the possibilities are endless,

And it only took a few bashes with a screwdriver.

Concluded: https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinterest ... t/diy9r4x/

and also basically account for 100% of the mass of the universe, minus a miniscule faction

it's likely the safe would break, yes Portponky **Thu 15 Jun 2017 19:39**

it's likely the safe would break, yes

would the safe cave in on itself if it was going that fast?

Also if you accelerate it vertically to just under the speed of light, spatial compression should allow you to open the drawer without undoing the bolt.

you won't be able to crack it with a hammer and a screwdriver. Best bet is picking, sawing through the bolt (lol gl) or casing (lol^2). You could probably take the front off with an oxycetaline torch but the minor problem is the contents would be on fire.

here's a video of a similar lock being picked, doesn't look too hard (lol): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Vp67zD4pAQ

here's a video showing the mechanism: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOxt37aJNW4

seems to be an older version of this: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Imitation-Doub ... B00G2MNR5U

oh my gosh, you know what happens when you post about hidden safes on reddit? they go dildonic

it's past midday PLEASE tell me you got that thing open

We found a thing: https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinterest ... al_socket/

wicked! tonight around ten brit-time? Kodderkopp **Sat 10 Jun 2017 11:19**

wicked! tonight around ten brit-time?

I may be able to see my way to that! hippyscum **Fri 09 Jun 2017 23:36**

I may be able to see my way to that!

would anyone be up for mucking about in GTA online this weekend?

a broken man http://puu.sh/wfapV/06816cd38e.jpg

another free gam: http://store.steampowered.com/app/218620/

noice, thanks Kodderkopp **Thu 08 Jun 2017 14:10**

noice, thanks

free gam http://store.steampowered.com/app/305050/Outland/

fuck yeah ESWAT!, fuck yeah. Rapid **Wed 07 Jun 2017 22:55**

fuck yeah ESWAT!, fuck yeah.

there's a bundle on that has all those old-timey games referenced in sonic racing: https://www.bundlestars.com/en/promotio ... x-bundle-2

totes! I shall be onloin after babby falls asleep.

Anyone fancy some car ball or bee game over the weekend?

shooty bang bang simulator Rising Storm goty free to keep at hubble buddle: https://www.humblebundle.com/store/risi ... ar-edition?

I cried https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR3Y_9Y74L0

Psssh… Nothin Personnel… Kid… Rapid **Thu 18 May 2017 16:36**

Psssh… Nothin Personnel… Kid…

I think the main thing to take away from all this is that we should def get a Danica Racing session going one of these days.

the whole thing is pointless because you cant make masterpieces like this http://puu.sh/vTphR/4b6764ab65.jpg

While listening to Nine Inch Nails (the band) Amorbis **Wed 17 May 2017 23:57**

While listening to Nine Inch Nails (the band)

Now a pregnant Kevin the hedgehog can revive Sonichu with the dragon balls

Your shitty Sonic OC is OFFICIALLY CANON BABY! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5x1yL2kGT0

Alan Wake is 90% off and it is getting removed from Steam in a day or two. Last chance to buy it? I guess?

cheers, bro! Kodderkopp **Fri 12 May 2017 22:55**

cheers, bro!

Don't know how good it is(n't), haven't played it yet

Dungeons 2 (a dungeon keeper-like) is free on humble store right now https://www.humblebundle.com/store/dungeons-2

I'll bee there Amorbis **Sat 06 May 2017 20:19**

I'll bee there

Anyone up for some Danica or Rocket League or TF2 tonight? Around ten?

I'm urgently looking through urban dictionary to try and find out what your condition is called

Or possibly Lyme disease. Were you recently sucked off by a tick? Watch out for the telltale "bull's eye" rash around your rod.

Sounds like it might have had a stroke. Did your dick have a metallic taste in its mouth?

it appears there is a thing as jacking off too hard

about like 30-45 minutes ago, I beat the fuck out of my dick so god damn hard that I can't even feel my left leg, my left leg has went totally numb. And, my dick has also went totally numb, to the point that it feels fucking weird when I go and take a piss.

Ed Balls Portponky **Sun 30 Apr 2017 16:09**

Ed Balls

Ed Balls? hippyscum **Sat 29 Apr 2017 19:33**

Ed Balls?

Ed Balls David Cameron **Sat 29 Apr 2017 03:58**

Ed Balls

Ed Balls Amorbis **Sat 29 Apr 2017 02:46**

Ed Balls

Lisa is on sale, its pretty gritty and it may tear you apart...

the polls suggest they will, but everything's a bit up in the air. It will be hilarious if (a) Teresa May loses her seat, or (b) there's no scottish tory MPs so the secretary for scotland has to be someone who isn't scottish? unlol

if the tories win again i'm gonna be double pissed

also, the instructions for the bits i have to fill out read like it was written by a cat

dude look at this shit NOT TO MENTION THEYRE DOUBLE SIDED http://puu.sh/vuOBZ/4629761931.jpg

His biggest tour de force since The Room hippyscum **Sun 23 Apr 2017 23:33**

His biggest tour de force since The Room

well https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNmCm4oyrkY

you're letting the conservatives win david cameron

if only voting by post wasnt a fucking nightmare

hey that's pretty smart David Cameron **Fri 21 Apr 2017 14:10**

hey that's pretty smart

Gegen Demokraten helfen nur Soldaten, as Friedrich Wilhelm IV. of Prussia would say.

As do I, but haven't I been democratic enough recently?

I like voting, it's democratic Portponky **Thu 20 Apr 2017 22:51**

I like voting, it's democratic

As if I didn't hate Theresa May enough already now she's making me vote for the 6th time in 2 1/2 years.

hahahaha glad I don't live in england cuz I wouldn't know who the fuck to vote for

http://puu.sh/vor7l/f2eac4d8d1.jpg David Cameron **Tue 18 Apr 2017 20:02**

http://puu.sh/vor7l/f2eac4d8d1.jpg

Is it time for video games yet Amorbis **Thu 06 Apr 2017 23:11**

Is it time for video games yet

It went well; lots og blood but no pain. I did get to choose, I went with the cage as I don't have a Travolta chin. My hair is a bird now also.

@hippy: how did your facescraping go? did you get to choose between the cage and the travolta for your new one?

thanks! Kodderkopp **Wed 29 Mar 2017 16:36**

thanks!

Congrats on new babbydude! hippyscum **Wed 29 Mar 2017 14:33**

Congrats on new babbydude!

Did you name him Brian Amorbis **Wed 29 Mar 2017 01:39**

Did you name him Brian

congrats Emperor **Wed 29 Mar 2017 00:01**

congrats

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