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damn all you fucks are getting married!! gg!!!
David Cameron Sat 17 Mar 2018 22:08
Also brb, Honeymoon.
hippyscum Fri 16 Mar 2018 22:17
also do want. we can all get one!
hippyscum Fri 16 Mar 2018 22:16
Kodderkopp Wed 14 Mar 2018 18:38
well it is snowing...
Rapid Thu 01 Mar 2018 12:18
it's always christmas somewhere!
Kodderkopp Thu 22 Feb 2018 17:00
hey that is really awesome, and also it's nearly march, so that's quite confusing timing
Portponky Thu 22 Feb 2018 14:47
My Xmas present from Broderkopp arrived:
hippyscum Wed 21 Feb 2018 22:27
I'd be down for that
Amorbis Tue 20 Feb 2018 02:45
sounds good!
Kodderkopp Fri 16 Feb 2018 19:04
should we make this site into a discord server or something
Portponky Thu 15 Feb 2018 19:06
Portponky Thu 08 Feb 2018 03:17
Spooky Amnesia collection for free:
Kodderkopp Thu 25 Jan 2018 21:51
It is wednesday my dudes...
Rapid Wed 24 Jan 2018 14:08
he is making your favorite ponky
Rapid Sun 07 Jan 2018 00:16
I may buy a VR headset just for this...
hippyscum Fri 29 Dec 2017 02:52
Looks like everyday life to me
Amorbis Fri 22 Dec 2017 20:35
Kodderkopp Fri 22 Dec 2017 15:53
Oxenfree free at gog:
Kodderkopp Tue 19 Dec 2017 21:43
for some reason this injects more fear into my heart than anything ive ever witnessed
David Cameron Fri 15 Dec 2017 17:11
Kodderkopp Fri 15 Dec 2017 00:58
Grim Fandango remastered free at gog:
Kodderkopp Tue 12 Dec 2017 16:12
who is it that does machines? donatello? I forget
Portponky Mon 04 Dec 2017 17:27
The Bureau: Xcom declassified free at humble: ... classified
Kodderkopp Thu 30 Nov 2017 20:40
old-timey shotter MDK free at gog:
Kodderkopp Tue 21 Nov 2017 22:06
Kodderkopp Mon 20 Nov 2017 21:17
omg, I had my cpu fan on the wrong way round. it was sucking off the cpu instead of blowing it. #nooblife
Kodderkopp Fri 17 Nov 2017 18:20
holy fuck, get that game its awesome!
Rapid Fri 17 Nov 2017 11:39
Killer is Dead - Nightmare Edition (Steam) free at humble: ... re-edition
Kodderkopp Thu 16 Nov 2017 22:58
bundle of old-timey Unreal & Unreal Tournament games for UK$ 2.16: ... -deal-pack
Kodderkopp Mon 13 Nov 2017 12:30
Ah yes, I heard about this "dogging" you britlanders seem so fond of.
Kodderkopp Sun 12 Nov 2017 20:28
But I can go to the park and watch dogs there
Amorbis Sun 12 Nov 2017 18:17
watch dogs 1 free on uplay atm when u start the uplay client
Kodderkopp Mon 06 Nov 2017 21:27
coop airship shooting game Guns of Icarus (steam) free at humble: ... rus-online
Kodderkopp Thu 26 Oct 2017 22:12
Say what you want about the guy but he provides a lo-bandwith version of his site. He's ok in my book.
Folksinger Mon 23 Oct 2017 23:55
cant get a steam link because i already have the game, nice valve...
Rapid Fri 20 Oct 2017 16:51
you just saved me having to think of a christmas present for someone :)
David Cameron Fri 20 Oct 2017 02:24
Kodderkopp Thu 19 Oct 2017 20:52
i cant believe they're finally fixing him
David Cameron Thu 19 Oct 2017 12:07
pyro actually got his jet pack in this update...
Rapid Thu 19 Oct 2017 00:24
Left 4 Dead with rats is free for a week if anyone wants to play
Amorbis Wed 18 Oct 2017 22:03
Kodderkopp Tue 17 Oct 2017 15:33
...and its gone.
Rapid Sat 14 Oct 2017 22:40
Anyone want a copy South Park of stick of truth?
Rapid Fri 13 Oct 2017 22:14
Portponky Wed 04 Oct 2017 19:37
free today: ... ying_Game/ dunno why it's not always free, it's ancient
Portponky Sat 30 Sep 2017 10:35
oh no, don't make me choose! anyhow, I've got friends over this weekend, but might pop in once they're asleep.
Kodderkopp Fri 29 Sep 2017 12:07
I'll be too busy playing bullshit party games, but Rapid might be interested
Portponky Fri 29 Sep 2017 10:27
Cabinet and I wondering if anyone's up for some custom maps in L4D2 this week/weekend?
hippyscum Thu 28 Sep 2017 21:51
Kodderkopp Thu 28 Sep 2017 11:13
are you the genie of free games?
David Cameron Fri 22 Sep 2017 18:23
Silly brawler Gang Beasts is having a free weekend. Anyone up for trying that shit out tonight or tomorrow?
Kodderkopp Fri 22 Sep 2017 10:25
2 spooky 4 me game outlast (deluxe edition) also free:
Kodderkopp Thu 21 Sep 2017 21:49
Free Steam key for board game "Ticket to Ride":
Kodderkopp Thu 21 Sep 2017 17:04
Oddworld: Abe's Oddysee free on gog:
Kodderkopp Tue 19 Sep 2017 18:04
classic good game Psychonauts free at humble:
Kodderkopp Thu 14 Sep 2017 22:43
Portponky Fri 08 Sep 2017 15:54
Kodderkopp Thu 07 Sep 2017 20:56
pretty good new including Vermintide (L4D with rats)
Kodderkopp Tue 29 Aug 2017 21:34
Rapid Mon 21 Aug 2017 00:26
this is pretty weird
David Cameron Sat 29 Jul 2017 02:22
I googled rebecca black to find out where she is now and things got weird pretty quick and now I'm inflicting it on you guys: ... quality=85
Portponky Sat 29 Jul 2017 00:11
I feel your pain. I am now only ankle deep in it having done 3 trips to the dump with all the housemoving boxes and new electronics' boxes.
hippyscum Mon 24 Jul 2017 23:03
i'm still balls deep in cardboard boxes at the mo. you gois have fern.
Kodderkopp Sat 22 Jul 2017 23:20
oooo sounds new!
hippyscum Sat 22 Jul 2017 18:23
We should play some vidyo games this weekend, I heard about this game with teams and fortresses we should try
Amorbis Sat 22 Jul 2017 14:06
Did you hear about the guy who fell into the great big power loom at the scottish manskirt factory? - He was kilt.
Kodderkopp Tue 18 Jul 2017 16:53
also yes, I am responsible for it
Portponky Tue 11 Jul 2017 10:36
it's a load of incomprehensible shite
Portponky Tue 11 Jul 2017 10:35
is that yer new game? Looks... tough.
hippyscum Sat 08 Jul 2017 17:51
Portponky Fri 07 Jul 2017 19:04
I heard Lidl has some good wiener schnitzel
Amorbis Wed 05 Jul 2017 23:14
ok folks, I should be moving into my house (and shopping regularly at my local LIDL) by the end of the week. Hopefully, normal service will resume and I won't be such an asocial dickhole.
hippyscum Sat 01 Jul 2017 22:56
Are you telling me you no longer need.... lods emone?
Folksinger Fri 23 Jun 2017 18:21
also, if there's still someone's nan or dog who hasn't got killing floor yet, hubble buddle is giving it away atm: ... egame_2017
Kodderkopp Fri 23 Jun 2017 01:20
Rapid Thu 22 Jun 2017 23:25
Ooo, you should totally convert that hole into a little terrarium and keep a tiny mouse or lizard or smurf in there.
Kodderkopp Sun 18 Jun 2017 21:04
think of all the things you could do with that credit card! the possibilities are endless,
David Cameron Fri 16 Jun 2017 03:05
And it only took a few bashes with a screwdriver.
hippyscum Thu 15 Jun 2017 22:28
and also basically account for 100% of the mass of the universe, minus a miniscule faction
Portponky Thu 15 Jun 2017 19:40
it's likely the safe would break, yes
Portponky Thu 15 Jun 2017 19:39
would the safe cave in on itself if it was going that fast?
David Cameron Thu 15 Jun 2017 18:12
Also if you accelerate it vertically to just under the speed of light, spatial compression should allow you to open the drawer without undoing the bolt.
Portponky Thu 15 Jun 2017 15:35
you won't be able to crack it with a hammer and a screwdriver. Best bet is picking, sawing through the bolt (lol gl) or casing (lol^2). You could probably take the front off with an oxycetaline torch but the minor problem is the contents would be on fire.
Portponky Thu 15 Jun 2017 15:34
here's a video of a similar lock being picked, doesn't look too hard (lol):
Portponky Thu 15 Jun 2017 15:28
here's a video showing the mechanism:
Portponky Thu 15 Jun 2017 15:25
seems to be an older version of this: ... B00G2MNR5U
Portponky Thu 15 Jun 2017 15:23
oh my gosh, you know what happens when you post about hidden safes on reddit? they go dildonic
Portponky Thu 15 Jun 2017 15:17

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