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Post Re: My most annoying random add ever
Dang he had such a good plan to get his hat back.

1) wait a year
2) contact the person with the hat and moan a bit


Tue 10 Feb 2015 12:41
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Post Re: My most annoying random add ever
This guy added me last week and I keep missing him. He spoke to me today and his request was so damn weird I decided to look him up and yup he's a scammer.

02 March 2015
18:22 - Omen: hello sir
18:22 - Omen: just added you for one ask
18:28 - hippyscum: oh hey there, i forgot you added me
18:28 - hippyscum: what can i do for you?
18:28 - Omen: can you play +1 as stand-in for our team pls ?
18:29 - hippyscum: thats why you added me?
18:30 - Omen: yea
18:31 - hippyscum: oh and you're a scammer, don't know how I missed that before. goodbye.
18:31 - Omen is now Offline.


Mon 02 Mar 2015 20:33
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Post Re: My most annoying random add ever
Could be the start of a long con of some sort?


Mon 02 Mar 2015 20:41
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Post Re: My most annoying random add ever
it'll be that one they ask you to join mumble/teamspeak and have you download a fake version of the program.


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Post Re: My most annoying random add ever
Wow, I got added by a scammer impersonating the youtuber Strife. Been a while.

(scam url changed to bollocks address)

Never tell your password to anyone.
Portponky: hi there
Strife: hey
Strife: im giving away a scorching cosa in a free raffle
Strife: was wondering if u might wanna join
Strife: i just need a few more people
Strife: :C
Strife: wanna join?>
Portponky: nah I'm a terrible spy
Strife: its not only that hat
Strife: a lot of others
Portponky: always trying to stab the guys from behind, never managing
Strife: i reached 60k subs on youtube so celebrating
Strife: its also a ge veil
Strife: hearts pyromancers
Strife: other sweet hats too
Portponky: ge veil is okay I guess
Portponky: but I have a vivid veil
Strife: gonna join?
Strife: ah
Strife: wanna join just to fill the space
Strife: mayne u get luck
Portponky: Maybe?!
Strife: its only 10 people. makes winning chance 10%
Strife: so
Portponky: ah well its probs better to go to someone else, I have plenty of decent stuff already
Strife: wont take more than 10 minutes, please, i just need 1 more person.
Strife: please?
Portponky: ehh ok
Strife: you have mumble so we can communicate and so i can announce the winner?
Portponky: as long as you promise I won't win
Strife: promise.
Strife: just as a spectator
Strife: got mumble?
Portponky: yeah I have mumble
Strife: need the ip?
Strife: 89.108.87.54:10078
Portponky: and I connect with tf2 ?
Portponky: it says connection failed after 4 retries
Strife: ah, what version ya got?
Portponky: tf2
Strife: you need 1.2.6
Strife: there get it htp://obviously-fake-mumble-scam-address.com/
Strife: okie?
Portponky: I have 1.2.6
Strife: send me a screenshot?
Portponky: wait is this tf2 or counterstrike
Strife: tf2
Portponky: how do I find out what version of tf2 I have
Portponky: hold on I will get you that screenshot
Strife: not tf2
Strife: mumble -.-
Strife: not tf2....
Portponky: not tf2?
Strife: u need mumble
Strife: its basically like skype
Strife: htp://obviously-fake-mumble-scam-address.com/
Strife: there get it
Strife: ok?
Portponky: here's the screenshot: http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/f ... =431316339
Strife: u dont have to talk if you dont want to. just listen.
Portponky: no, I'll join
Strife: das is not tf2 :C
Portponky: yeah you said, not tf2
Portponky: hang on, downloading skype
Strife: not skype
Strife: mumble
Strife: -.-
Strife: htp://obviously-fake-mumble-scam-address.com/
Portponky: well wait a minute because skype is downloading now and it's taking ages
Strife is now Offline.


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Post Re: My most annoying random add ever
So it's been a while but I got a new one:

BercuT_!
:
hi

hippyscum
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hi there, what can I do for you?

BercuT_!
:
i have offer for you

hippyscum
:
shoot

BercuT_!
:
i moderator gambling website tf2
do you like gambling?

hippyscum
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I do.
I frequently bet a testicle a time on roulette

BercuT_!
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is very nice man
if you want add name website in you name or description profile steam
and i can make you winn in roullete
https://tf2jack.com/

hippyscum
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but roulette is a game of pure chance
the spin of the wheel
the clatter of the ball
the screams as punters are de-manned

BercuT_!
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sure man , and i talk you i moderator site and i can make winner manual
you want prove you ?

hippyscum
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sure. although I have already won a bunch of testicles today

BercuT_!
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ok look site and talk me who name player you want win roulette now
https://tf2jack.com/
talk me

hippyscum
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link isn't working

BercuT_!
:
https://tf2jack.com/
wtf?

hippyscum
:
okay, I want TesticlePooperForEvz to win this round

BercuT_!
:
is not this player

hippyscum
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oh sorry I have to go to the dentist; I lost a big bet and have to get my bawbag removed

BercuT_!
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:)))
ok i talk you later
bye


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Post Re: My most annoying random add ever
you must be an amazing gambler to be so ready to bet an entire ball


Mon 16 Jul 2018 12:59
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Post Re: My most annoying random add ever
Tell that to my empty scrotum.


Thu 26 Jul 2018 23:31
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Post Re: My most annoying random add ever
When you suffer an inguinal hernia, an intestinal loop may descend into the scrotum. Might be a quick way to fill it back up. With poo.
Probably less fun in practice than it sounds, though.


Fri 27 Jul 2018 11:20
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Post Re: My most annoying random add ever
My BEST random add ever:

hippyscum:
hi there you added me for a jolly good chat?

Jingle VALV.:
Ayeeeeee, 2 outta 3 aint bad
Added the 3 other owners of a Circling Peace Sign Flamboyant Flamenco in hopes of gettin a pic, but one ignored me

hippyscum:
oh right
yeah i'm not sure the others were active even when I was seeking my one out

Jingle VALV.:
You did the same thing? haha

hippyscum:
yeah. got veyr lucky and bought it through Steam market iirc
oh wait no I traded for it, derp

Jingle VALV.:
mine was unboxed ;>

hippyscum:
oh nice one
so you're cornering the market? :P

Jingle VALV.:
huh?

hippyscum:
just cos you unboxed one but want mine too

Jingle VALV.:
nah dude i dont want it

hippyscum:
ah ok cool

Jingle VALV.:
just wanna get a screenie with the other fellas who own the same unusual as I

hippyscum:
...
I FUCKING LOVE THIS IDEA
WHY CAN'T PEOPLE LIKE YOU ADD ME MORE

Jingle VALV.:
AYYEEEEEEE


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